Packham Torches Diddly Squat: Clarkson Feud Back On
TV Stars Clash Over What Real Farming Looks Like: Packham vs. Clarkson
The Big Picture
Two famous British TV presenters — Chris Packham (nature expert, Springwatch) and Jeremy Clarkson (former Top Gear host, now Clarkson’s Farm) — are in a public disagreement. Their feud isn’t about cars or animals directly. It’s about what farming really looks like in the UK today, and whether a popular TV show shows the truth or a "fairy tale."
Who Are the Main Characters?
| Person | Known For | Their Farming Connection |
|---|---|---|
| Chris Packham | The Really Wild Show (1980s), Springwatch, wildlife conservation | Vocal critic of industrial farming’s harm to nature |
| Jeremy Clarkson | Top Gear, The Grand Tour, Clarkson’s Farm (Prime Video) | Owns Diddly Squat Farm in the Cotswolds since 2008 |
How the Feud Started: Step by Step
1. The First Shot — On Celebrity Gogglebox
Early this year, Packham appeared on Celebrity Gogglebox with his stepdaughter, Megan McCubbin (also a conservationist). While watching Clarkson’s Farm, he said:
"Already, right, that’s not what a farm looks like."
He then described what he believes most UK farms are actually like:
- Monocultures — growing just one crop over huge areas (bad for wildlife)
- Sprayed with "deadly chemicals" again and again
- Soil pumped full of artificial fertiliser
- Animals kept indoors in crates, "crushed and kept in the dark"
2. Packham Doubles Down in an Interview
Speaking to The Times, Packham called Clarkson an "agitator" — someone who stirs things up on purpose. He said:
- He respects Clarkson for being an agitator, because Packham tries to do the same thing: start uncomfortable conversations to force change.
- "If all farms were like Jeremy Clarkson’s, the world would be a better place."
- BUT — most farms aren’t like that. Industrial farming uses shows like Clarkson’s Farm as a "front" — a pretty picture to hide the ugly reality.
3. Clarkson Fires Back — On X and in The Sun
Clarkson reminded everyone that Packham visited Diddly Squat Farm in 2012 and spent the day "foraging and bird watching" — happily.
"If there had been some animals in a crate, being crushed, I’m sure he would have noticed and said something."
Clarkson called Packham "endlessly angry" and said his claims were **"b***s."**
4. Packham Posts Stats on Instagram
Packham shared data about:
- Animal welfare problems
- Pesticide use
- Habitat destruction
With the caption: "Tell me Jeremy Clarkson, is it really all happy smiley down on the farm?"
5. Clarkson Regrets His Angry Column
Later, Clarkson admitted in a new column:
"I was very incensed… I shouldn’t have done that. I should have kept schtum."
("Schtum" = quiet/silent)
6. Packham Keeps Pressing — Talks to the Express
Packham accused Clarkson of being "disingenuous" (not honest/straightforward). He said:
- Industrial farmers love Clarkson’s Farm because it gives them a "friendly flagship of good ol’ wholesome values" to hide behind.
- The show paints an "entirely unrealistic image of most UK farms."
- The truth matters for animal welfare, wildlife, human health, and our environmental future.
- "They can shoot at the messenger, but they will not silence the truth, even if Jezza has a big mouth."
The Core Disagreement — Simplified
Packham’s View:
Clarkson’s Farm is a beautiful exception. It makes people think all farming is nice and nature-friendly. That lets industrial farming (the big, intensive, chemical-heavy stuff) keep doing harm while hiding behind Clarkson’s "wholesome" image.Clarkson’s View:
My farm is real. Packham visited and liked it. He’s now attacking me unfairly. My show shows the hard work and chaos of farming — not a cartoon.
Important Points to Remember
KEY TAKEAWAYS
- This isn’t just a celebrity spat — it’s a debate about how UK farming actually works and what the public sees.
- Monoculture = growing one crop over and over. It’s efficient but bad for biodiversity (birds, bugs, soil life).
- Industrial farming = large-scale, high-input (chemicals, fertilisers), often indoor animal systems. It produces cheap food but has hidden costs (pollution, soil loss, animal welfare).
- Clarkson’s Farm is one farm, filmed for TV. It’s not a documentary about the whole industry.
- Packham wants people to ask: "Where does my food really come from?"
- Both men call themselves "agitators" — they want to shake things up and start arguments that lead to change.
Why This Matters to You
Even if you don’t watch either show, this feud highlights big questions:
- What does "farming" look like where you live?
- Do you know how your food is produced?
- Can TV shows shape what people think is "normal" for farming?
- Is it possible to farm profitably and protect nature at the same time? (Many say yes — it’s called regenerative or nature-friendly farming)
Summary
- Chris Packham thinks Clarkson’s Farm shows a rare, idealised version of farming that hides the damaging reality of most UK agriculture.
- Jeremy Clarkson says his show is honest about his farm, and Packham is being hypocritical after enjoying a visit years ago.
- Clarkson apologised for name-calling, but Packham continues to criticise the show’s influence.
- The real issue: Industrial farming vs. nature-friendly farming — and what the public believes is "normal."
FAQ
Is Clarkson’s Farm fake?
No. It shows Clarkson’s real farm, real mistakes, real weather, real bureaucracy. But it’s one farm — not a scientific survey of all UK farms.
What is a "monoculture"?
Imagine a field the size of 50 football pitches growing only wheat, year after year. No hedges, no wildflowers, no rotation. Great for machines. Terrible for bees, birds, and soil.
Why does Packham care so much?
He’s a conservationist. He sees farming as the biggest driver of nature loss in the UK. He wants policy and consumer habits to change.
Does Clarkson care about nature?
Yes — his show includes wildflower margins, beetle banks, and pond restoration. He’s learning. But Packham argues the overall image the show projects is still "Winnie the Pooh-ish" — too cosy.
Can I help?
Yes!
- Buy local, seasonal, and organic when you can.
- Support farmers who label their practices (e.g., "regenerative," "pasture-fed").
- Ask your MP about farming policy and nature recovery.
- Watch both perspectives — then decide what you think.