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Seattle Mariners Update: Bad Music, Good News, and Today’s Game Plan
The Soundtrack to My Misery: Spotify’s "Work From Home" Mix
Important Note: Music taste is subjective, but sometimes the algorithm gets it really wrong.
Imagine this: You’re sitting in the press box at a baseball stadium, trying to work. You hit play on Spotify’s "Work From Home" playlist, expecting some nice background tunes. Instead, you get "If You Love Her" by Forest Blakk.
How bad is it? Let me count the ways:
- The "Disgusted Face" Test: My face looked so horrified that fellow reporters asked what I was looking at
- Schmaltz Overload: It’s the schmaltziest (that means excessively sentimental and cheesy), most saccharine (sickeningly sweet) piece of dreck (garbage) I’ve heard in years
- Wedding Song Nightmare: Its highest ambition is clearly to be a first-dance song at a wedding reception
- Marriage-Ending Material: If my future spouse insisted on this for our first dance, I’d reconsider the whole marriage
- Existential Crisis: It’s so bad it makes me wonder if music itself was a mistake—or perhaps having ears at all
The kicker? I’d still rather listen to this song on an endless loop than think about last night’s game ever again.
Good News from the Mariners Camp
Carlos Vargas Is Back in Action
What happened: Carlos Vargas (a pitcher for the Mariners) was at T-Mobile Park throwing to live hitters.
What this means in simple terms:
- Live hitters = Real batters standing in the box, swinging at his pitches (not just throwing into a net)
- This is a big step forward in his recovery from injury
- Next step: He should head out on a rehab assignment within the next week
ELI5 Definition: A rehab assignment is when an injured player plays in minor league games to build up strength and prove they’re ready before returning to the big league team.
Taylor Ward’s New Role
Kate (one of our writers) also covered Taylor Ward’s arrival and how Jerry Dipoto (the Mariners’ President of Baseball Operations) and the front office envision his role on the team.
Today’s Game Information
How to Watch & Listen
| Platform | Channel/Station | Announcers |
|---|---|---|
| TV | Mariners.TV | Aaron Goldsmith (play-by-play) Ryan Rowland-Smith (analyst) Dave Valle / Jay Buhner (analysts) Angie Mentink (field reporter) |
| Radio | 710 AM Seattle Sports | Rick Rizzs (play-by-play) Dave Valle / Jay Buhner (analysts) |
The Valle/Buhner Switcheroo (Important!)
Dave Valle and Jay Buhner are splitting duties between TV and radio by inning:
| Innings | TV Broadcast | Radio Broadcast |
|---|---|---|
| 1–3 | Dave Valle | Jay Buhner |
| 4–7 | Jay Buhner | Dave Valle |
| 8–9 | Dave Valle | Jay Buhner |
Planning Tip: If you switch between TV and radio mid-game, you’ll hear the same two voices—just on different platforms depending on the inning!
Summary
- Spotify betrayed me with a truly terrible song ("If You Love Her" by Forest Blakk) that induced an existential crisis
- Carlos Vargas threw to live hitters at T-Mobile Park and is nearing a rehab assignment
- Taylor Ward’s role with the Mariners was analyzed by our own Kate
- Today’s game is on Mariners.TV (with Aaron Goldsmith, Ryan Rowland-Smith, Valle/Buhner, Angie Mentink) and 710 AM Seattle Sports (with Rick Rizzs, Valle/Buhner)
- Dave Valle and Jay Buhner swap between TV and radio by inning—check the schedule above!
FAQ
Who is Carlos Vargas and why does his throwing session matter?
Carlos Vargas is a pitcher on the Mariners’ 40-man roster who has been injured. Throwing to live hitters (real batters taking real swings) is a major milestone in rehab—it means he’s healthy enough to face actual competition and is close to playing in real games again.
What is a "rehab assignment"?
When a Major League player is recovering from injury, they often play a few games in the Minor Leagues (lower-level professional teams) to regain timing, strength, and confidence before rejoining the big league club. It’s like a "trial run" before the real thing.
Who are Dave Valle and Jay Buhner?
Both are former Mariners players turned broadcasters:
- Dave Valle — Catcher for Seattle (1984–1993)
- Jay Buhner — Iconic right fielder for Seattle (1988–2001), known for his buzz cut, rifle arm, and 300+ home runs
Why do Valle and Buhner switch between TV and radio?
This is a shared talent arrangement. It gives fans variety, keeps both announcers fresh, and lets each platform benefit from their expertise. The inning-by-inning split is a creative scheduling solution!
Where can I read Kate’s piece on Taylor Ward?
Check the Lookout Landing website (the source of this content) for Kate’s full article breaking down Taylor Ward’s arrival and projected role with the Mariners.
Go Mariners! And maybe… make your own workout playlist.
