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1Imagine if your school principal didn’t like one specific teacher—let’s call him Mr. Comey. For eight whole years, the principal tells everyone Mr. Comey is a criminal who should go to jail. The principal tries to get the school police to arrest him, fires people who say "no," and even uses the security team that’s supposed to protect the principal to spy on Mr. Comey instead.
That’s basically what happened in real life between former President Donald Trump and former FBI Director James Comey.
Important Point: This wasn’t a sudden decision. Trump has been publicly attacking Comey since 2017—that’s 8 years of saying "this person should be in jail."
This is where it gets really strange. Here’s the entire "crime" Comey is accused of:
| What Comey Did | What Trump Claims It Means |
|---|---|
| Posted an Instagram photo of seashells on a beach spelling "86 47" | "86" means "kill the president" (Trump is the 47th president) |
| Deleted the post immediately when people got upset | Doesn’t matter—it was a death threat |
| Explained: "86" is restaurant slang for "remove/cancel an order" — he meant "vote him out" | Insists it means assassination |
Important Point: "86" is common restaurant slang. If a kitchen runs out of salmon, they "86" the salmon. It means "we don’t have this anymore" or "get rid of this." It does not inherently mean "kill someone."
Even if Comey meant "get rid of Trump" (which he says he didn’t), that’s still protected free speech.
The Supreme Court has said for decades:
Example: Trump’s own January 6th speech ("fight like hell") couldn’t be prosecuted under this same rule.
This reads like a story about a boss who keeps firing managers until one agrees to do something wrong.
Important Point: Trump accidentally posted a private message to his Attorney General on public social media (Truth Social), basically saying: "Comey, Schiff, and others are guilty as hell. Justice must be served NOW!!!" He didn’t even try to hide the political motivation.
Here’s the scariest part that most people missed:
Important Point: In a democracy, police and security agencies follow laws, not the whims of the leader. When they ignore the law because the president is angry, they start acting like secret police—the kind authoritarian countries have.
The article ends with a warning that should worry everyone, regardless of party:
| Current Situation | Future Danger |
|---|---|
| Trump is clumsy — he posts his schemes publicly, fires people messily, gets caught | A smarter, more disciplined president could do the same things without getting caught |
| Comey has money and lawyers to fight back | Regular citizens wouldn’t stand a chance |
| Courts are throwing out the bad cases | Future leaders might pack courts with loyal judges |
No. He was never charged with anything during Trump’s first term. The Inspector General criticized some of his decisions (like how he handled the Hillary Clinton email investigation), but that’s not a crime.
"86" = restaurant slang for "remove/cancel/get rid of" (e.g., "86 the salmon — we’re out"). 47 = Trump is the 47th president. Comey says he meant "vote him out." Trump insists it means "kill him." Even if Trump’s interpretation were right, advocating for a politician’s removal isn’t a crime.
Technically, the president is the head of the executive branch. But there’s a long-standing norm (since Watergate) that the Justice Department operates independently on specific cases. Trump has shattered that norm.
A top Justice Department official demanded it. The Secret Service’s own memo says they didn’t think anyone was in danger and it was legally questionable — but they did it anyway.
Yes, and that’s the point of the article. Comey has resources to fight back. A normal citizen targeted by a president with loyal prosecutors and security agencies would be crushed. The "clumsiness" is the only safety valve right now.
Final Thought: This isn’t really about James Comey. It’s about whether a president can use the full weight of the federal government — prosecutors, police, intelligence agencies — to punish personal enemies. The answer, so far, is "only if he’s incompetent about it." That should terrify us all.